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Government is not an à la carte system where you can pick and choose based on your beliefs. Taxation is more of an all-you-can-eat salad bar. You don’t get to show up and say, ‘Look, I know it costs $10.99, but I’m only paying $7.50 because I have a moral objection to beets.

Everyone has their own version of beets. If you really want to be treated like a person, corporations, then guess what? Paying for things you don’t like is what it feels like to be one.

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John Oliver tears apart the logic of Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby ruling (via micdotcom)

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lovelaughtersex:

artistic-motion:

alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

More Anti-Rape Hacks Here

Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. Either way, keep safe, friends. 

^^^thanks for the clarification

Ghb is salty as FUCK

lovelaughtersex:

artistic-motion:

alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

More Anti-Rape Hacks Here

Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. 
Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t 
Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. 
Either way, keep safe, friends. 

^^^thanks for the clarification

Ghb is salty as FUCK

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notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

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This is just one of those things that makes me want to crawl under a rock and disappear…

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iamsif:

youngandfearless13:

gossip-paul:

rkelli:

vo5wax:

i can’t stop laughing niall used to be so broke that he asked people for itunes credits
imagine a poor little irish boy all he wanted to do is listen to justin bieber legally
god damnit 

omg


‘im the guy from tinychat’ tho

I’m laughing so hard, this is like the third time on my dash and I;ve reblogged every single time

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS

iamsif:

youngandfearless13:

gossip-paul:

rkelli:

vo5wax:

i can’t stop laughing niall used to be so broke that he asked people for itunes credits

imagine a poor little irish boy all he wanted to do is listen to justin bieber legally

god damnit 

omg

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‘im the guy from tinychat’ tho

I’m laughing so hard, this is like the third time on my dash and I;ve reblogged every single time

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS

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buffysummersofficial:

I die every time

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holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

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benereth:

shuckydarn-fiddlefaddle:

terezi-pie-rope:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sktagg23:

Please be kidding.

(This is why we can’t have nice things.)

whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info

thank you

"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"
I sigh for humanity

And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…

I feel personally insulted for the ‘Mexico’ one.

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triptone:

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

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chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

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zero-the-her0:

nightcloak:

unforgivingplace:

I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.

OHMYGOD

THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN WITH TAILS 

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kairibloodheart:

twofingerswhiskey:

kongehans:

I dO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ITS HARDER TO MAKE A FEMALE ASSASSIN THAN A MALE

DONT WANT TO DO HAIR ANIMATION??? GIVE HER SHORT HAIR

DONT WANT TO RENDER A DRESS??? HOW ABOUT YOU DRESS HER LIKE EVERY OTHER ASSASSIN?

COME ON AC DEVELOPERS ARE YOU THAT AFRAID OF RENDERING A GODDAMN BOOB

a lot of people fear things they’ve never seen before

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